Our interview with
ursession.com
ursession~
How would you describe
your sound?
The FjP~
We label it as; Rage
Against the Clashing
Peppers.
ursession~
Awesome! Did you make that
up yourself?
The FjP~
No. We paid this troll
that lives under the
bridge to our castle to
write it for us
ursession~
Radical! We're you just
looking at my junk?
The FjP~
Why yes we were. NICE
JUNK!!!
Just josh'n ya. Throw
us a vote for being weird,
unique, odd, & intriguing.
Thanks. The FjP
When this band was first
created they were known as
Emilio & The
FunkyJahPunkys. Below is
the Legend as it is told
today.
Once a young guatamalan
farmworker, Emilio
traveled to the
southwestern United States
in search of the "American
Dream" - Money, Power, and
Illegal Prostitution.
Driven by the last words
of his dying father, "Uno
Mas Cervesa Por Favor", he
traveled through central
america to the border of
Mexico and California. He
there met Cheech Marin who
coyoted him across the
border in an old pickle
delivery box van. After
slaving away in the indoor
swap meets of So.Cal he
managed to save enough
money to purchase the beer
his father requested.
While trying to pimp the
beer outside of a Seven
Eleven, he was abducted by
a band of punk rock aliens
in a 1967 Camaro/spaceship
conversion saucer with a
ragtop and spinning
23's(yeah we know they
don't exist but, if your
willing to except cheech
marin and punk rock aliens
what the fuck.). Extensive
testing by the aliens
changed Emilio's DNA
leaving him as 4 white men
with 12 inch penis's and a
four pound blue chihuahua
(by the time you ladies
find out if that is true
or not we will have
already got what we
wanted) The alien's having
no manners and a first
edition Thomas Guide
returned them to earth
about 1000+ miles to the
north of the Seven Eleven.
Now in the Tide Flats of
Tacoma WA. they had no
choice but to make a
living by doing the only
thing there new minds had
ever seen, PUNK ROCK.
Hence EMILIO & the
FUNKYJAHPUNKY'S were born.
Abracadabra HOLMES!
UPDATE: After Emilio
parished in a Shipwreck
off the inner coast line
of Wa. the band became
known soley as The
FunkyJahPunkys. Gods speed
Emilio
Its The demo version up on
the page, but it still
kicks ass!
Here is the hook so you
can sing along:
We grow it
We pick it
We dry it
We clip it
We roll it
We light it
We smoke it
We like it.....Oh
Yeah.......Oh Yeah
The FjP say "Live Free"
